Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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