She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Did I show you my penis last night?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
