I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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