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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I need water and some morals
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
