Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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