Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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