i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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