Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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