pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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