Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
