so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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