I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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