she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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