well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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