how do flat chested girls get laid?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize
