walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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