nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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