Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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