You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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