i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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