She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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