How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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