Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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