He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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