I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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