i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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