She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My breasts were aching with rage.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
