How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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