K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There's always time for handjobs
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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