ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You're a waste of cheezeits
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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