He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just blew my weed a kiss
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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