fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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