Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm both gender and math confused
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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