I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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