Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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