I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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