pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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