Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
wow bdsm is so cute
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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