Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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