Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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