yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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