I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
