She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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