i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Jerry, you need to find god
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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