I don't think brook has ever known best
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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