There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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