After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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