The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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