Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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