well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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