Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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